'Why don't you try squeezing something the size of a watermelon out of an opening the size of a lemon and see how hot YOU look?’ (Look Who’s Talking)
So here I begin my journey as a blogger. I am delighted to announce that I will be
reviewing my cultured and not-so-cultured London experiences, with a little zest of lemon to add to the fun.
If you get bored of the babble, skip to the end of each post and you will find a rating and a bit more info of the adventure at hand.
1 lemon: Total disaster. I would prefer to stay at home and clip my toenails.